if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(Source: sarcastics)

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

usne:

do you ever just want to kiss someone so bad and you see that person and all you can think about is kissing them

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

(Source: tr3ndyc00l)